Every one of them, of us, has been armchair diagnosed in public for our behavior.

“Anna, Anna, Karenina. Me, My, Marenina. Fee, Fi Farenina, Karenina.”

It can fuck you the hell up: it stole my 20's. I should have never been prescribed it (I do not have ADD, I procrastinate and was having difficulty adjusting to the rigor of University academics) and the psychiatrist who kept upping my dose should lose her license. No human being (especially not a 5'2" 22 year old…

War and Peace: Child’s card game and my favorite Beanie Baby.

The “it’s about architecture and architects” had me DYING.

I’m still holding onto hope that everything Rivers Cuomo has done for the last 15 years has been secretly ironic.

I heard a new Weezer song the other day, and it’s about girls. Rivers, you’re 40. Stop.

I love love love love her new show. Long may she reign!

Yes. It very clearly shows that “love” is not the same thing as “respect”.

Its so weird to me that he is forced to apologize for his (admittedly awful) comments but the orangutan ring leader Donald Trump is like "No I would literally punch them" and enough people are like "OH DONALD" that he gets away with it

Did you watch Samantha Bee last night? She tore Kasich a new one. She didn’t mention this specifically, but definitely pointed out his record on same sex marriage, right to choose, etc. And even added at the end after the last break that he had signed the bill to defund Planned Parenthood.

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

Even that is an excuse for them. They don’t take the Bible literally. Even if you allow for the disconnect between most of Jesus’ message and the Old Testament, what they do is snatch pieces of scripture to justify their prejudices. That’s not dedication to the Bible, it’s hypocrisy.

You just sucked the joy out of making fun of Hitler’s dick.

You don’t need to defend Hitler, this isn’t the hill to die on.

Can you pause and think for a minute though how weird it would be to have Steven Tyler as your grandfather? I mean, especially if your other grandparent is a relatively normal person. How does a one year old even wrap their mind around the idea that those two different people hold the same position in their lives?

Dude looks like a Zaide

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Will this never cease to be the truth??