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More like “Lackie” because there’s definitely something missing. I think it’s the bone structure. I know that there is a way for actors to tighten and release facial muscles, as well as use prosthetics, but there just isn’t a single shared feature. Katie Holmes at least had the pointy chin, less angular face shape,

Kenny Chesney is your dad?

I would also like to thank Men’s Health Magazine.

This remains the gold standard.

But, you see, he can’t have real consequences. He’s allergic.

Every time an article from Jez gets cross-posted on Gawker, I wake up to hundreds of awful comments. I dismiss them, but the reminder of how angry/offended people get about something as innocuous as say, Ina Garten, is enough that if Jez does get folded into Gawker, I will no longer be commenting.

What are the odds that mom and Ethan can’t be found because they are on the lam, in Switzerland? (or somewhere equally fancy that lacks extradition to the U.S?)

But not across bridges.

Very much looking forward to this, please add me to Facebook event page. :)

ONE MONTH OF RAMADAN DECORATIONS! WILL JUST BE PICTURES OF FOOD!

I keep forgetting about that!

I dunno man, I really liked that one.

after the encounter, dog needed a lot of therapy and cleaning

More proof that no lie is beneath her. Everyone knows Republicans are Team Cat.

She purposely ate a dog bone.

If Carly Fiorina were anywhere near my property, I would be in a lot more pain than her.

It’s all Starbucks’ fault for going with a plain red holiday cup with their green logo on it (I'm guessing these guys would have preferred a picture of baby Jesus sipping an espresso).

Next up: Carly Fiorina puts on an invisible fence dog collar, crawls around the perimeters of your property to emphasize her pain tolerance.

“Christians” who hate that there are people that are different from them. (aka people who go to Christian churches and somehow manage to avoid learning a damn thing about what Christ actually taught)

No one. No one is banning Christmas. But if I am to believe my aunt who has a FB fit about this every damn year, it’s the people who have the audacity to say “Happy Holidays” who have sinister motives to take Christmas from their cold dead hands.