This seems like a wise use of time and resources. There’s surely nothing more important for them to do before Congress shuts down for the holidays.

I.....don’t....get...this. Who is banning Christmas? I’m a heathen Jew and I love my extra day off. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS NONSENSE?

You can draft me into the war. We’ve lived in the shadow of Santa’s bearded tyranny for too long. His yearly breaking and entering spree is an unacceptable assault on our civil liberties. And this citizen is ready to stand his ground.

I, for one, feel #soblessed to live in this great nation that has everything so figured out and fine that we can focus our energies on protecting this endangered holiday.

I'm so glad our country is such great shape that the Christmas item that needs to be dealt with.

Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...

Take...his guns? But he's just a lone wolf protecting the babiieeezzz!

I feel like David Daleiden and Carly Fiorina are personally responsible for this lunacy. I would very MUCH like to see them held accountable.

I see what you did there. Sounds like it happened on the Fox news website (it’s how these radicalized Christianists communicate with each other) but when? That’ll take some digging.

Oddly, even though she wasn’t my favorite, it’s this Barbie that stands out most in my mind. She came with that bottle of stanky perfume, and the dress - it was adjustable! It wasn’t my absolute favorite Barbie dress, but it got a hell of a lot of play. I also particularly liked this doll’s hair because it was long…

None of them should be on TV anymore.

Early 90s Barbie, you say? This shit was my JAM:

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

Also every moment I spend suffering, someone else is being happy. Sometimes in the next room.

That is a hilariously accurate statement. Jesus fucking wept.

This is the point, though. She shouldn’t have been in this position. Imagine the crazy-making desperation of a woman who is six months pregnant and so goddamn scared that she inserts a coathanger into herself to attempt an abortion. That wouldn’t happen if she had had the access she needed and deserved to reproductive…

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

I agree. The only “Romney type” candidate they have is John Kasich, and of course, he gets no attention or respect by republicans because he is not bat shit crazy.