Just like a nice guy who had sex with the devil occasionally in exchange for free rent and the occasional nice meal out.

This. Was. Poetry.

Someone call Vince, we have the Main Event for Wrestlemania booked thanks to Joanna.

“In the 1970s, our attitude was, ‘We are not of this world, Jesus is coming, so why bother with government?”

“Now, we know we are the government.”

Stuff like this legitimately terrifies me.

The righteous must defend society against the wicked by vigilant and spiritual warfare.

“Now, we know we are the government.”

Patrick Stewart can GET IT. DAMN.

What was with that curtsy thing? Did she just put herself beneath him, symbolically. Or was she checking to see if his tie was cutting off the circulation to his brain?

Took you guys long enough to cover this!

I really do hope that their idiotic demonstration gets invaded by every cosplayer this side of comic-con. praying beefcake misty shows up:

They have absolutely bastardized what freedom means. The rest of us aren’t free when psychos like this “shoot first and ask questions later”. We’re six feet under. Do they ever think about that?

Another thing about the Charles Whitman shooting:

how could we possibly know what was going through his mind when he selected a planned parenthood (and had already targeted a clinic before) and shot a bunch of people and then told us in court that he did it for the poor little babies? we should spend a lot more time and money having him evaluated, because clearly we…

No, no, he was just trying to rob the bank across the road, like an honest-to-God Christian and the liberal media is trying to twist everything to fit their agenda. Move along, nothing to see here, folks.

If I know my pro-life rhetoric, they will say that he took it too far but that some people are just sensitive to the Injustice of it All (tm). Never mind that this particular PP didn’t provide abortions and most of the pregnant women there were seeking prenatal testing, you see, because Planned Parenthood is evil and…

What’s the over/under on FoxNews or Ted Cruz saying he’s still a “leftist transexual terrorist”? Or will they just not report this at all?

I mean how do those people even know the inanities of her life???

Trufacts: Right now someone at the Jezebel office is wearing a tiara- my money’s on Jia or Bobby- and this whole article is a sly way of teasing them.