I have an irrational fear that someone will approach him and suggest he state this as his motive: bank heist gone sideways. In the era of all actions and intents up for politicization, the last thing we need is for the rabble rousers to have an out.

That is the most disgusting and disturbed thing I have ever heard. Homegrown white male terrorist. And it won’t stop with him.

Many people honestly think that “the camera doesn’t lie.”

Will conservatives call him a hero for going after PP or a thug for killing a cop? Can’t wait to see how Fox News spins this one....

Too strong, too important, too many lives at stake to stop.

Blergh, I don’t think I could handle that. I was reading comments on an ABC article, and nope... can’t handle it.

IT’S NOT FUCKING STALKING IN *ANY* DEFINITION, YOU PSYCHO. Jesus Christ, you people - actually making me defend this goddamn movie.

Yeah, I think she actually heard him the first time. Because how couldn’t she. I think she just wanted to make sure he was as ridiculous as she thought he was.

Yeah that was pretty much what happened. They just both went home, or whatever.

Because the person recounting the story to you doesn’t actually remember it correctly. He meets her when he’s on vacation and she’s working as his housekeeper. She leaves when he comes to the end of his vacation. And he immediately starts to learn Portuguese in order to speak to her. A year later, after not having…

Right??? She totally gave him a way out to explain that, nope, he had said something NORMAL but instead of apologizing he chose to repeat his original statement

What does Brian Kilmeade want to do when he grows up? Hanging around with your idiot friends every morning is fun and all, but eventually you have to go to class, graduate, and move on.

Jonestown ruined Kool-Aid, and for what? They didn’t even drink poisoned Kool-Aid, it was Flavor-Ade!

[insert Jonestown/Fox News joke here]

Well, I guess if you have all the money, you have to spend it on something. Fancy butt wipe furniture would be so very, very low on my list.

So the furniture is really glorified shelving, but it has been named and priced in an appropriately pretentious manner. I think it would be necessary though. You can't put those wipes on a roll. Imagine what would happen if your cat found it! 900 bucks worth of shredded TP.

I’ll be over here, refusing to believe this is true.

“the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else"

You can buy furniture for your ass wipes so that they are properly presented. FURNITURE. Ass. Wipe. Furniture.