Thank you. This is a good way of making feminists look insane. Look, I just equality. You can keep your MUFFins.
Pump-her-nickle
“crotch bread”. tee hee hee
#Notallyeast
This is why people treat feminism like a joke. Eat and do all the gross things you want, but please separate feminism from that. It does not make you a feminist to make period pancakes, or bleed all over the place to make a point about periods. These are stunts to get attention. There is no dignity to any of this.
The only good thing about Trump is people who support him are outing themselves as bigots and racists. If that was clear about them already. The worse thing is he is embarrassing our country in front of the whole world.
Hey, all you chain-smokers with bald eagles airbrushed onto your sweatshirts: you finally have your own Mussolini!
President Obama Belly Tattoo looks shocked. President Obama Belly Tattoo has seen things that no Belly Tattoo President should see.
I keep thinking of everyone who doesn't have an iPhone thinking that Usher is working hard on being able to fellate himself and I can't stop laughing.
#FREETHEPEEN
The Kardashians don’t know how to give thanks, just things. You know, people with money...
Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…
It’s not Butternalia, Gemma! It’s Cheesemas! Merry fucking Cheesemas, Gemma!
“Cheesus died for somebody’s skins, but not mine.”
Oh Hannukah, Oh Hannukah a yomtov for chevre.
Let’s keep the Cheese in Cheesemas, Murrica!
Cheesus Rice
“Joy to the world! / The cheese has come. Let Earth receive this cream! Let every stomach prepare more room. Let gouda and cheddar sing! Let mozza and feta sing! Let bri-e, let brieeee, let brie sing!”