thank you for only writing 9/11 two times in this article because, as we all know, on the third mention, rudy guilani appears

Oh, girl, get some...

I feel horrible that this happened to this woman. Not because she’s blonde, white, a mother, or a Pastor’s wife, but because no one deserves to be raped and brutally murdered.

I live in Indianapolis and the entire city has been shocked by this. And everyone, from Amanda’s husband, her neighbors, the police, and members of the African American community, along with the Ten Point Coalition, a group of AA ministers working with the police to better relations in that community, have been…

I live in Indianapolis and this is ALL the media has been posting about since it happened. Many people even blamed the husband for the death in the beginning. I will say - the husband has taken this opportunity to preach about God in a totally non-threatening way. This couple isn’t like the bullshit vlogging couple we…

Well this is just a banner start to Monday. For fuck’s sake. The rape and murder are goddamn horrible, AND she was pregnant, AND now we’re adding more racial bullshit on top?

So let me get this straight.

I don’t have a problem with a Muslim woman wearing a hijab to express her religious faith. I have a problem with a Muslim anyone objecting to working with someone based on their sexual orientation as an expression of their faith, because that is not the true meaning of faith. Religion is supposed to be about love.

i am willing to marry the guy.

Oh hurray, I get to use this again:

Everyone should have a dog.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

WE JUST REALLY LOVE GLITTER

And that bread suit might not be a great idea...

I was all happy until we got to the affect/effect problem. I guess I’m still happy, because he teaches theater, not English, so whatevs. Glitter for all.

You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.

Ugh.

Flawless as ever.

Same! Need to practice my rendition of Poor Unfortunate Souls for when I'm diva walking down the street in it, you know so I can sing it at my admirers.