“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

And I think BM, though she may have spoke out of turn, seems to gives a lot more of a shit about the LGBT community than CJ.

The problem is that the people she’s tweeting about make their living from making their personal lives our business.

no meme has ever made me more sad for kylie.

No.

I love Avril Lavigne. She’s never seemed to screw up yet has never seemed to make any good decisions. While still being kinda famous, but never be a being exactly a fame whore. It’s like the art of being perfectly mundane.

I guess Anna Condo don’t want none anymore.

I feel weird now, because I find myself being a bit sorry for Chyna and Rob. It's like, you're famous for nothing, but go on and be famous because the alternative is a bit too rough - and her acknowledgement that she has no other skills is also "oof".

I taught my son how to walk. I’d still look at him cray if he made a tour shirt of all the places he has walked.

“Kris is planning for Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie to plan an intervention for Kris” feels more accurate.

1- she looks SO MUCH like kirsten dunst in the pic on the right

She does use a specific kind of bland sexuality though. Like she’s the only person I’ve ever seen make garters look like a normal, completely unsexy garment. I get the sense that she’d like to sex up her image but cannot pull it off.

“And it looks someone got their official Kardashian Ass Implants for their birthday!”

I was already rolling your eyes, and then I got to the last sentence. Making a huge fucking deal of your birthday already starts to become tiresome when you hit your late 20s. Pulling that kind of shit in your 40s is edging toward loathesome.

her body cute af and so is her face- her makeup tends to be Too Extra (for my taste). without the overdraw on top of the fillers she looks v lush and pretty.

Tay and Tom match each other

Karlie’s playing it cool. When will Taylor see that Karlie is the one she’s gonna wind up with?

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.