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“I was told that my braless breasts could actually cause chaos.”

I feel like if I were imprisoned, the silver lining of that situation would be that I would no longer be subject to societal pressure to wear a bra. Or adhere to any beauty standard at all. Talk about the sprinkles on a shit sundae :/

Come on, Beatles Reference Kinja Name. It’s critical to point out micro-aggressions as well as larger sexist and racist offenses.

And then to have it described as the “bigger prize.”

Right? I would have been REAL PISSED.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

oh boy. Obviously there are talented people of every race and shiz. Taylor Swift is just the kinda white girl that makes you hate that kinda white girl and forget about all the other white girls cuz her special kind of whiteness is BLINDING.

Smoking the tiniest little toy pipe, and cursing in the smurfiest raspy voice.

Shit, man, I thought they were the same guy.

boys please there’s enough of me to go around, no need for fighting.

The problem is, he doesn’t say he’s anti-abortion, he says he’s pro-life. But then he’s in support of the death penalty. So he clearly does not stick to his convictions and is inconsistent on the matter of whether “life” is to be protected at all costs.

I get one of the kinds that also has an oil packet and do eat it as soup. Even got a special covered bowl to steep it in, which I warm beforehand, so it stays hot.

Caitlyn Jenner is not an enigma. She is a vapid, selfish jerk without two thoughts to rub together. She would be a terrible representative of any community.

“Caitlyn just wasn’t relatable,”

First one then the other.

Isn’t relatable? Or isn’t tolerable?

You forgot rich. With lots of rich and famous friends.

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

I don’t get it either. I get that you might not like her music, but people are acting like she’s Satan. There are killers who get less hate on the internet. I live in MA close to RI and she visits the hospitals here quite often, unannounced with no media or anything with her (just usually her mom, dad, brother,

Christ, she sounds whiter than I do.