<pulls up chair> go on......

The handpump portion for an inflatable butt plug. Don’t ask me how I know that. :D

I can’t speak for what people actually *do*, but at the adult store where I work, we firmly encourage that anal beads with an actual string component be a single-use toy, and the product packaging advertises them as such.

Nope.

cool, though #notallswedishcops

It’s been about ten years since I last saw that photo. It’s been seared into one of my frontal lobes since then: once seen, it’s impossible to forget. It is made worse by the fact that I have a colleague who looks alarmingly similar to the portly gentleman befouling those sheets.

And how the fuck do I ever un-see THAT?

Since most men who want guns are compensating for feelings of inadequacy, this seems a very fitting protest on many levels.

White people would ban black dildos SO fast due to insecurity.