I present to you this hot mess.

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Maybe that was her intention, but calling it black people food put the racist cherry on the top of that shit sundae.

Or, rehearse, maybe, I don’t know.

Couldn’t she just have sung the song? I mean, she must know the lyrics by now. And she clearly heard it well enough because the dancers were ON POINT. You know, stick your finger over one ear to hear yourself and sing it old school, Mariah! I see people doing it in church every 3rd Sunday... and have done it myself…

I just don’t get it. She could swan around Broadway no problem. Not as attention-driven, sure, but she’d always be working and putting that voice to work. And, you know, look where that took Barbra Streisand, Bernadette Peters, Madeleine Kahn, Kristin Chenowith, and Idina Menzel. Know your strengths, Lea. People…

You know, I just watched a youtube clip of her on the Tonight Show doing that singing roulette thing and she TORE THAT SHIT UP! I have respect for that girl and am now willing to give her a pass though she might be a god damn saboteur! LOL (one question though, does she wear glasses because she was squinting like a…

The other side of 35, eh? Come stand by me, then. You don’t have to take a seat, at all. :)

Faaaaaa realllllll. My god she basically threw herself at the damn train

Do go on . . .

Truly, the thirst is real.

‘How dare they show the public that she can’t really sing that well anymore and is basically grifting and doesn’t give a shit about anything but the cheque!’

When a star/celebrity/famous-person-whose-name-you-know sees the relevance train leaving the station without them on it, that’s when the clothes come off.

How about have the ability to freaking SING YOUR OWN SONGS LIVE, Mimi?

She can’t sing her own music. That’s not the production company’s fault. Who knew the greatest Mariah Carey Tribute Act would be Mariah Carey. She doesn’t sing or dance at this point. 15 year old me could ace her job. She’s resting on laurels she doesn’t have anymore. It’s time to retire and do the occassional…

Did you really just ask how someone not singing is less real than someone singing?

It’s categorically false to say Spears “gets nothing but praise.” There is plenty of criticism of her lip syncing.

Okay, I’ll bite. I think live music is thrilling. A terrific singer can change up phrasing and intonation, decide to come in ahead of or behind the beat, respond to what’s in her heart or what’s going on in the world. She can keep the material fresh. There is a reason fans of acts like the Grateful Dead or Bruce…

Oh, look. You’re smart.