You’re an insult to gaming. Not everyone wants to dump 150 hours into Fallout 4, but do enjoy the light, breezy fun that comes with Candy Crush. Gaming is supposed to be inclusive, not some circle jerk of only the TRUE GAMER. Keep excluding people from a massive industry and it’ll be just like the 80’s, where everyone…

Randy: Mr Lahey, lemme get a double cheeseburger.

Hey, nappy roots is almost relevant for the first time in a decade!

Same reason people hate hamband kids

Chris Borland?

Ummm, you’re the business. Leave a message, with a name and extension, or I’m not calling you back. Sorry, but that’s how the professional world works.

Trying very hard to pull the Elway.

Yes, and their PHans (get it, so funny, guise... guise? Anyone?) are as insufferable as ever. Seriously. 3 of 4 will tell you Phish is the greatest band on the planet, without a shred of non-sincerity. “OMG did you hear the 37 minute Tahoe Tweezer bro? SHIT RAGED.”

My GF makes more than I do, and we pull an every other deal. She loves it, I love it. Everyone is happy!

Rock hard Jayhawk?

I mean...

Army of God, please stand up.

When do we get Spike back?

Boyd Crowder was the best character in one of the decades best shows.

Jesus, they’re all so young.

No one has done more damage to his image after his career than MJ. Maybe it’s from the handful of times meeting him immediately post retirement, but he’s such an asshole.

someones a pussy.

That guy is so south Florida it hurts. Outside of Miami, everyone in Florida is a redneck or 85 and from the Jewish suburbs of Chicago/New York/Philly (HI GRANDMA). Fight me.

Isn’t the point to celebrate the best in the game? Well, they are.

I hate to be that guy, but I DVR the Bears game, take a nap/do chores, and start the game about 1.5-2 hours after start time. Easy to do, just avoid SM. That way you can FF through Denis Leary Ford commercials, Papa John trying to swallow Peyton Manning whole, and whatever bullshit they trot out 15k times over the…