Whenever someone says they’re a bad bitch, I ask “are you Cookie? No? BYE FELICIA”

3 seasons, 6 teams. Undrafted > GSW > DLeague > Grizz > DLeague > Cavs > DLeague > Two summer league teams> Magic > DLeague > Suns > DLeague > summer league > Kings. Superstar in the making, here, folks.

LOL Seth Curry. There’s a reason he’s bounced around his whole career.

This is like the NBA version of @ThingsDrakeDo

0% down... with a 23% interest rate. Special for the King.

He’ll pair well with Kristof Porkbelly.

*Ineffective.

I forgot only the poors have emotions, feelings, and insecurities. Rich people don’t get depressed.

I find it absurd that I actually enjoyed King Louie on a track. I like that Chano went outside the box on that track, pulling two artists I would never associate him with. Quavo with horns is dope as fuck to me.

He said Hedo Turkeglou could swing a game in the spurs vs clips series. No one can be that dumb. No one.

Rakim was dope. He and Eric B are the reason we have actually cool lyrics in hip hop. But come on. Thugga turns every ok track into fucking gold with his woozy lean’d out bisexual alien cadence.

Defending serial abusers isn’t very Christlike, now is it, Mr. I alienated my former team with my decision to push my faith on everyone?

Great flop right there. Taking the master class from OJ Mayo, I guess.

I kinda forgot about the treadmill of mediocrity Hawks a couple years ago. Oops.

Is the this the first playoff series Josh Smith has ever won? It sure feels like it.

I was a freshman in college in Carbondale, IL. The night before spring break, two members of my all time favorite band The Disco Biscuits, and two members of thenewdeal were playing the Copper Dragon, a local bar. Early in the evening I had crush’d a greasy bacon cheeseburger from a local joint, and also decided to…

A fur coat, so he and Nature Boy can match.

Fucking Camp Bisco! Three days of the best debauchery ever. Fucking kandi kids ruining my Disco Biscuits rager. Easily the rowdiest festival in the states, and they consistently pulled a really solid undercard...I miss it.

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Except James Johnson, who is a black belt at kicking people in the face.