now imagine in the conservative dream scenario where the armed teacher now would have to make the decision to shoot a 6 year old student

Comparing human women to the cattle that we use and abuse for to exploit their biological reproductive functions for our own gain is probably the most honest thing a Republican has said about abortion in decades.

My senior citizen father and 50 Cent finally have something in common! For a 20 year period, starting when I was about ten, my dad assumed I was fucking every male I interacted with! I once had to explain to my dad that I wasn’t fucking the boys at school but rather I attend school with them from 8 am to 3 pm as it…

I’m glad your dad stopped doing what he was doing. That said there is no way to know if Brad has changed or will change. His lawsuit over the winery seems like financial abuse to me. Many of people on this site have shitty parents, that don’t change because they don’t want to.

I feel her so hard on this. In college, I had yet to go on an actual “date”. I legit was so awkward and dumb, I didn’t know how to say, “Thank you for dinner, I’m going home now.” And instead allowed this person to invite himself over to watch a movie. He wasn’t a bad person and didn’t try anything, but I was ready to…

“Bueller? Bueller?”

Discussing crime and the criminal system in online communities makes me ill these days.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

When I was growing up, my sister and I weren’t allowed to go to slumber parties. A few years ago, I asked my mother why, and here’s what she (a mandatory court reporter) said:

Too bad one of his 33 cars isn’t an ambulance. He’s going to need a ride to the hospital for that 3rd degree burn. 😀

I also wish she’d stop claiming to be worried about raising her kids. You’re from old money and politics. If your kid needs an abortion or chemotherapy or a condo free and clear in San Francisco or military credit without the combat or a trip to space, they’ll get that times a billion.

I would like her so much more if her father and his accomplices were deservedly rotting in prison for their crimes against humanity.

I believe the Nazis created a database (for lack of a better term) to track Jews in the camps, using IBM’s help. This is today’s GOP: looking at the Nazis and saying “they had some good ideas, there.....”.

I keep hoping for consequences for everyone on the Epstein list and I keep getting disappointed.

If we know anything about that crowd, they accuse all their enemies of doing the disgusting shit they’re guilty of. 

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

I assume Apple already calculated the cost of lawsuits like this into the cost of doing business.

This is some Terry Richardson shit.

“Sir, why did it take you two weeks to bring this to our attention?”

Aymond had the altar removed and set it on fire.