And if you’re a vampire who wants to kill a werewolf, just throw a chew toy off a roof.

I’m delighted by the news that Cher is dating! Has she been with anyone since Rob Camilletti aka “Bagel Boy” (18 yrs younger)? Let’s be real: Dating is Cher’s brand! Not dating these past years had cast a pall over her upbeat/sexy/vibrant personality. It’s great to see her on the town w/ a hot man again. I don’t want…

I hope someone reported Smigo to the state’s licensing board.

He should be happy about it, if it keeps their hands off of children.

How am I supposed to feel about an ardent memeber of the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party that only changes their mind after a leopard has started gnawing on their nose?

AA was founded on Christian principles.

I had a job once where there was almost nothing to do, and the in-fighting drama between cliques was outrageous.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, the hallmark of a good marriage is begging other women not to swipe right on your husband’s Tinder profile.

I might suggest that some of this is because majorities get to be comprised of individuals, while minorities are lumped into out groups.

I cannot imagine packing another human’s suitcase aside from a child or an ill person. I would never assume my husband’s day-to-underwear ratio.

The only bucket bunny I want to know about:

this whole thing may hinge on whether he did or did not have a vasectomy? if so, he violated his own “fundamental right” to parent and he should be countersued. eff this guy.

What I’m seeing here is “Fox News host admits on the air that QAnon is a false conspiracy theory.”

Haha, isn’t this just the same info that Dr. Oz helpfully shared in 2019?

“Even the ones that said he was ‘creepy’ laughed, because they were obviously not trying to tick him off or anything. So they’re just fake laughing, awkwardly laughing.”

“You have to help me, though! I only wanted the leopard to eat your face!”

At this point I’ve just accepted it as a basic tenant of being human

Fair. I think my opinion has little to do with this woman in particular and more to do with my general distrust of “Christians” who need a personal experience to find empathy. I’m pretty bad at giving them the benefit of the doubt about...well, anything, really.

My initial reaction isn’t a nice one. This basic bitch should have known all this before it happened to her. It shouldn’t be necessary for it to happen to her. On the other hand, maybe this basic bitch going on TV is exactly what’s needed to change the minds of people like her?

“How could you be so cruel as to pass a law that you know will hurt women and that you know will cause babies to be born in pain?” she said. “How is that humane? How is that saving anybody?”