Following anti-vaxxers’ logic, I now believe WWII German POW camps were full of wacky hi-jinks. My irrefutable source is Hogan’s Heroes.

I met Warren at her campaign launch and just after saying hello, her husband walked in with Bailey, I loudly gasped and immediately refocused the conversation on that beautiful angel while trying to pet him. 

This guy is a complete pile of shit, but “Weaponized Mulattoes” is a great name for a band.

It’s actually pretty par for the course, traditionally speaking.

Ok can we talk about the fact that when it’s girls acting strangely or violent, teachers/law enforcement/everyone are quick to take action and prevent tragedies.

As a domestic abuse victim, and you know, a non-psychopath, it fucking enrages me to see for how long Johnny Depp’s abuse was coddled by people around him and how many people including his exes, managers, whatever, came out of the woodwork to protect him, lie for him, and excuse his abuse publicly when most of them…

I remember my dad getting all up in some woman’s face when she handed her kid a pen so he could write his name on something in a national park, back in the sixties. (Yes, I also remember the sixties!)

it’s a shame because a one-stop shop for health care would be fantastic! i had a recurring issue with my boob and the amount of hassle you have to go through to get it taken care of is insane! Multiple appointments with multiple doctors all on different days. It was an infection that they would treat with antibiotics,…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

Unfortunately from my experience HR at big companies are a horse and pony show to protect the Company not the employees. They will settle this and nothing will change. It is a shame. 

Again, how hard is it to just not touch people? The last person I touched (outside a handshake) who wasn’t family or a close personal friend was someone I had to give the Heimlich maneuver to. If you are at work don’t hug people, don’t kiss them, don’t smell their f*cking hair, don’t give them a shoulder rub. It…

It’s almost as if the Catholic Church is saying *just* enough things to sound open-minded, progressive, and modern to avoid having to do anything substantive.

“So if you friend jumped off a bridge would you?”

It’s adorable that you believe there will still be textbooks in 50 years.

Eagerly awaiting the mental gymnastics it will take for someone to insist this makes her horrible person.

TERFs are conservatives. Happy International Women’s Day.

My troop leader was an herb growing witch who made every little girl feel like she could do anything in the world and more. During one of our meetings we found an injured dove and she said we should take it in and care for it and if it lived, how wonderful and if it died, then it would have died surrounded by warm…

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

I would much prefer the parents of 3-13 year olds to march onto a plane wearing a sandwich board that reads “I’m aware of my responsibility to make sure my child does not kick your seat, throw food, or otherwise disturb you. Please let me know if I’m failing” 

This is what abusers do.