...I know this is a stand-your-ground state...

You realize that this will inevitably lead to “Megnado”, which, in case the name doesn’t make it obvious, is “Sharknado” with megalodons.

Sharks the size of 747s raining down on Manhattan! I get chills just thinking about it.

Meg vs King Kong vs Godzilla will happen.

So I have an 11-year-old who, 2 or 3 years ago, convinced his mother an I that it’d be okay for him to see the original Jaws. Afterwards, the wife was traumatized, and my kid was like, “yeah, no big deal, dad.”

Instead, they are launching the United States Space Command, which will develop space war-fighting tactics, train an elite group of service members in space warfare, and create a new, joint agency to buy satellites and other technologies

Speaking as a white person, I fuckin’ hate how white people are such sniveling crybabies. I’ve never understood how assholes like this think diversity is bad.

The woman in that picture is 70 years old. Stevie Nicks is a witch: Confimed.

You deplore the demonstrations taking place in Birmingham. But your statement, I am sorry to say, fails to express a similar concern for the conditions that brought about the demonstrations. I am sure that none of you would want to rest content with the superficial kind of social analysis that deals merely with…

I love this article and I’m also annoyed that it had to be written. All the shit that’s been going on in America, to Black Americans, lately and we have some of us out here pondering “how far is too far”

Putinism in America is dangerous. It’s been disastrous for marginalized people in Russia, and is beginning to destroy what’s left of America. To reject the New Russian ideology is not xenophobic, it’s actually pretty goddamned patriotic. The authoritarian regime that controls Russia (and the the territories they’ve…

My question is: Did he go out and buy a new nazi flag or did he just have one lying around?

I get the journalist wants to make her point, but there is a thin line between opinion and facts ( dare I say, law).

Has romance ever been the result of cat calling...?

“some critics say the harassment measures will mark an end to French romance.”

Apologies to Grampy and Grammy.

Mr. Onionsboy, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

Per our president, my understanding was that not paying my federal income taxes would indicate I was “smart”. I assume that’s an option, yes?

Maybe Donny was thinking about that time he got carded buying Sudafed, so that they could start making meth at Trump Tower.

You know what’s annoying not getting carded for booze but getting carded for canned air and white out.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?