Absolutely.

They should really get into the marijuana vape pen business.

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

As bad as he is as a coach, he’s a worse President of Basketball Operations.

Considering all the facts of the situation, what a shitty fucking headline. Stay classy Deadspin.

He literally just said they both should have been legal hits. Reading comprehension much?

He signed with MN. The Chargers job would have been a good choice too.

This is a total guess but I’d bet that most armed robberies happen with the perpetrators never intending to use their weapons. I think most people don’t want to add murder to their rap sheet. It’s purely for intimidating people into giving you their money. 

These fuckers act like shitty high school mean girls. God I hate people like this.

Yes, he would. Even “out of shape” professional athletes will destroy average citizens in nearly any physical activity.

Yup. That sucks! Will just have to get it in the eShop I guess.

Yup. That sucks! Will just have to get it in the eShop I guess.

It would be even better to watch unathletic, out of shape people attempting athletic feats in super slow mo.

Was this a stupid thing to do? Yeah, it’s kind of stupid and not funny. Is it a big deal and should he have to apologize for it? No. It’s ridiculous that we make such a big deal out of such dumb things.

I will be subscribing only to read Arif’s stuff. He is fantastic.

I believe it’s actually “Shut the fuck up!!!” I may not understand cliches.

Skyline Chili is fucking disgusting.

I think you mean Phil Rirruto.

If they got away with all their limbs.

A little hangover isn’t going to stop the Immortal Iron Fist.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.