To a major league hitter? No, it isn’t. But to me, it’s damn terrifying.

He’s making a joke and referring to Michael Jackson’s father, Joe Jackson.

I do not get and do not like this whole “clap” thing people are doing nowadays.

My lord. What was he thinking?

...and he’s been working overtime, cranking out dank offenses for Nick Saban the past three years.

Underrated comment so far IMO

I’m really hoping for an update to this story stating that these assholes lost their jobs.

I refuse to believe this is right at the “what a normal and logical human would do” level. If that’s true, I give up on humans.

Ray Lewis was on that team. Their lives DID depend on it!

This is a very good point that I haven’t really thought about. My wife and I are at a point where we are seriously thinking about having a baby but recent events have made us sour on it a bit. But you are completely right. One of the best things we could do is create a human that thinks rationally and does good things…

Yup, not seeing the correlation here.

Yes. I’m doing it right now. I’ve been in a sling for 3 and half weeks. It gets slightly easier each week but it still really really sucks.

Real alliteration miss by the network there.

I can’t stop laughing at the “dicking out” guy. OMG... my side hurts. The people around me think I’m insane.

You think -3 degree wind chill is bad?! At least a couple of times a year we get -40 degree wind chills in MN and other parts of the Midwest. It gets sooo much worse.

Yeah, that makes sense. I can get on board with that.

And I just went 6 to 12.

Kevin Garnett has a show?! Way to bury the lede on this one.

How ‘bout a spoiler alert?! Jeeze.

Yeah, that I totally get.