He also had David Robinson.

You just completely contradicted yourself. If cash is a much better motivator, why would the AL be pissed especially considering they win most years?

That’s what their second half offense is. In the first half (most of the time), they actually move the ball really well. That is what had them at first place in three point percentage 10 or so games into the season. The issue is that they seem to lose that after the half and resort to the iso ball you are referring to.

Genius mirror comment. Bravo.

Not Rick Spielman and the Vikings!

I’ve always wondered, are you polishing an electric dog or is the polisher itself electric? These are the things that keep me up at night.

ooohhhh... Now I want a bounce house permanently in my front yard. Thanks a lot for putting that idea in my head. Who’s the dick now?

I own a house. I would have absolutely no problem with any of my neighbors permanently parking a trailer in their own damn driveway because it does not affect me negatively in any way. I fail to see how this makes him a dick at all.

Excellent question. As an avid Timberwolves fan, I can honestly say I have no idea. I want to say yes because all indications are that the team is better with him on the floor. He still can’t shoot for shit though.

This ended up being 2 years!!!

Omg... I can’t stop giggling at this. My co workers think I’m losing my mind.

uuuhhh... There were 18,000 plus people at the arena. Good try though.

hmmm... the links to the patio heaters aren’t working. The direct link to the fire column works though.

hmmm... the links to the patio heaters aren’t working. The direct link to the fire column works though.

Putting your phone on your thigh while you wipe seems like a really bad idea. You must have massive thighs because I feel like the slightest movement would send my phone either onto the disgusting bathroom floor that is littered with pee puddles and stray pubes or into the the bowl to swim with its turd friends.

I’m not sure anything pisses me off more than watching these ridiculous flops by soccer players. It’s so blatantly obvious in many cases. I just want to immediately punch them in the faces. OK, I feel better now. Thanks for riding that out with me.

It was apparently through his eye patch, so not his good eye. I had to click on the article and then translate the damn thing because it’s in Spanish. Seems like that’s about a minutes worth of work the author of the article could have done.

Was that dude Chevy Chase? Is his son Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Totally worth it!

Totally worth it!

The Sparks made 3 three pointers in game 1 so that tweet was only for Minnesota.

A slice to any major artery will kill you. You’re an absolute God damned idiot.