No jokes or snark here. Good for him. Many make that decision too late and suffer the consequences the rest of their lives. Here’s to hoping he lives a long and healthy life, mind and body.

Which device do you have?

Which device do you have?

I do have a good quality USB-C to USB-A cable but I don’t believe the quick charge capability translates does it? My dedicated USB-C charger charges my phone extremely quickly and I want more of that!

I do have a good quality USB-C to USB-A cable but I don’t believe the quick charge capability translates does it? My…

I need deals on USB-C chargers!!!

I need deals on USB-C chargers!!!

A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Assault? Give me a break. If he assaulted the ref then I'd have no issue with the ejection. He pushed his hands away from him at best. Next.

This seems ridiculous to me. The ref is pulling at his jersey and knocking him off balance. That’s a natural reaction to someone doing that to you. I get that it’s an automatic ejection for putting your hands on a ref but the ref shouldn’t be allowed to do that either.

Mewelde Moore and Jermaine Wiggins

Those fuckers don’t deserve it!

Man, fuck this.

I’m fully aware that wrist size has nothing to do with weight. That’s why I specifically said wrist weight. It was a joke. Not a good one. But a joke nonetheless.

I’m fully aware that wrist size has nothing to do with weight. That’s why I specifically said wrist weight. It was a…

I just happen to enjoy references to Matchbox 20 and various other 90's songs.

This is an underrated comment so far.

Call back to an earlier post! Good Kinja.

It definitely helps if you know how to spell as well.

If only the Vikings had Vince Wilfork to kick that 27 yarder against Seattle...

Give this a read. Pretty good satirical article AND will explain the joke!

Twins fan here. You get a +1 from me at least.

You buried the lede here. I’m not sure why. Everyone else was saying it so I thought I had to.

The code for the Waterproof case, 3 pack is not working for me. Anyone else have luck with it?

The code for the Waterproof case, 3 pack is not working for me. Anyone else have luck with it?