I couldn’t get past episode 2, I didn’t get the hype

it’s called the naturalistic fallacy and i really wish people understood it.

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE. All these new birthing and child-rearing trends are fucking out of control.

“Most dives are fine.”

Probably because his name is Wolfgang Ballinger. Dude can’t be punished enough.

He’s pled not guilty so...

And will learn how to dive for a fumble.

Would you believe that they faced Roethlisberger, Brady and Newton in three consecutive games and only gave up 1 passing game TD?!?!

Sure, it does. Norman didn’t have his head down staring at his shoes by the middle of the second quarter.

if it was then wouldn’t gawker have done it already

After the apology Gutierrez kept needling Elhassan, almost like he was trying to provoke him again. I have to think Elhassan, while not “professional” about it, was not wrong.

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

If there’s anything Simmons is capable of, it’s trying the same thing over and over again until he gets the response he’s looking for.

At some point, looking familiar beats that last percentage point of theoretical legibility. If Highway Gothic registers as “legit road sign” a second sooner, that has its own benefit.

while simultaneously being immensely successful in several fields

I’m doing a Mountain Dew cleanse right now. I’ve pissed out 10 pounds* of toxins!

He is so universally hated it’s actually beautiful. I have friends who rabidly disagree on almost everything—but they hate this guy.

How about he gets a disease where the only cure is a medicine that costs just a dollar more than he has - and the price increases as he gets more money, so it’s always just out of reach.

This man has united our great nation, divided by strife and bumper stickers. Pin a medal on the fucker, he’s done. And exile him.

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