what do the other people say?

I never thought I'd see a rankings post worse than Marchman's cereal list, but here we are.

funny. The longest job I ever held was scanning and digitizing books. The lack of human interaction was just... wonderful. In fact, recently I've been doing this on a volunteer basis with archives of photos. Different strokes!

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

This goalkeeper's free kick positioning is more interesting:

Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.

Lynch gave an earlier presser where he just said "I'm blessed" twenty-five times, but the reporters all mistook him for Russell Wilson.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Woe is me. Enjoy digging yourself out to go get a couple tins of Skoal.

It's hard to make out, but that amorphous blue thing is supposed to be a wildcat

There's always the incident when Luis Figo returned to Camp Nou in Real Madrid's colors and Barcelona fans threw a pig's head at him.

I love how most of the comments don't get the reference

Most of the world calls it "climate change" now because derps like you can't grasp the fact that "global warming" =/= "every day is hot forever".

The rest of the enlightened world does as well. The only people that don't believe in it, are, well, in fact glue-huffing apes.

Bill Nye still believes in Global Warming. That's all you need to know about Bill Nye.

Come on. The kid's lucky to live in a household where both parents speak French.

Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

I nearly threw a brick through my TV when Favre threw that interception against the Saints in 2009. And I had never felt true despair until Gary Anderson missed that field goal against the Falcons in 1998.