Yeah, what the fuck? Are people confusing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” and “The Man Who Sold The World?”

I absolutely hate to be that guy, but since two people have said Bowie already -- it’s a traditional folk song that’s been around since the 19th century. Leadbelly was the first person to make it famous, I think, but there were probably other versions before that too.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

I’ve watched that video probably dozens of times and I have no idea why but I think it is fucking fantastic.

Jeb is a MESS

they usually do this when they are local to the venue of the game.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

$100 does not make up for the fact we’re talking about somebody who cares enough about golf to actually heckle.

“6 3+ loss” and “5 2 or less loss” made my head hurt.

Today’s sports society? What are you, a college freshman bsing an essay at 4 am?

Their brothers?

My god Kirk herbstreit is a fucking dork

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

So, basically, “our boys are dumb and we don’t want to confuse them with mixed messages like ‘sometimes it’s ok to be aggressive towards women, like in a consensual, non-sexual environment like a sports field where everyone is playing a game together.’ This would be too much of a cognitive burden for them. Also,…

The frightening thing is realizing how a small thing like this has the potential of bringing the alt-right into the White House. It is just a very thin sheen between the forces of normalcy and a careening clown car full of fascists, morons, con men, white supremacists, predatory techbros, and the Russian oligarchy.

I think you’re lost. This link will probably take you where you wanted to go: http://sports.yahoo.com/