No kidding - I’ve been making these up with my husband too! My favorite of his was:

Seriously, I’m in. Can we like, redirect most of the military budget to this?

The “look at these big number taxes!” argument is so stupid just on its face. Government spending creates wealth, not the other way around. That wealth is then taxed and cycles through the economy.

Republicans like to try to get you to think of the federal government like it’s everyone’s big checkbook when it works…

The American Action Forum calculated guaranteed green housing would cost between $1.6 trillion and $4.2 trillion; a federal jobs guarantee between $6.8 trillion and $44.6 trillion; a net zero emissions transportation system between $1.3 trillion and $2.7 trillion; a low-carbon electricity grid for $5.4 trillion; and…

I’m trying really hard not to hate almost everyone on my husband’s side and a few on my own. But I can already tell I give fewer shits about what happens to them with each ignorant statement or Facebook post. My husband and I are the atheists in the family and it’s just mind-boggling that the “Christians” are throwing…

I know Republicans are masters of projection, but their recent line of attack about Democrats being a mob is absurd. Have they forgotten the Tea Party? Are they ignoring the Proud Boys? The multiple standoffs with the Bundy’s? The Unite the Right rally where someone was literally killed by a mob? I mean these are the…

And are we missing that Jim Knoblach is shutting down his re-election campaign cuz he was diddling his daughter for the last decade or so?

When people are dying because they can’t get the health care they need, when kids are locked up in cages and being force-fed antipsychotic drugs, when our water is poisoned, when we betray our foundational principles to pad our bank accounts, f-k your inconvenience.

Polite white people will be the death of us all

They didn’t have a choice or Duchess would have claimed major royalties off Pruitt’s goons if they went with their first choice of Tactile Necks.

My reading was that she isn’t disagreeing with racist or inhumane policy, nor does she have a problem with obfuscation and lying, but she just wants a more streamlined and consistent front from the headless-chicken administration that fills the water buckets she carries every day.

Jesus, she looks like someone who might, say, be the World’s Biggest Fan of an author, hobble him and force him to write a book about her favourite character.

Tundra boy there is Nazi’ing it up all over the place. With all these russians stanning for Nazis, it feels like 1939 all over again.

Fuck her feckless, racist ass. If you serve her food, spit in it.