Good lord, i think the commenter was asking an honest question. this is why i stopped commenting (for the most part). blind lashing out at someone who has said absolutely nothing offensive.

Here's a thing I probably don't have to share with the internet but am going to anyway: I used to be able to squirt but I can't/don't really anymore. Also, I would squirt when I was REALLY enjoying myself but not actually orgasming—is that weird? I don't really care, but since we're on the subject...

I work with the public (or, as I like to call them, the pubic. I'm hilarious!). The last fucking thing I would ever want to do is give random people a reason to talk to me.