I'd be interested to hear how she sounds when she speaks Mandarin.

Unless you also naturally have blue/purple eyelids and gobs of black eyeliner, I think it's pretty clear that the makeup, not the dolls' full lips, that makes them look like porn stars. If you look up a tutorial on how to do porn-star makeup, you're going to see what looks very like a Bratz doll's makeup in the…

If they're banging in real life, it's almost like a blessing from the heavens. They have THE GREATEST chemistry, on and off camera, of any pop-culture couple I've ever seen. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. LIKE SEEING A SHOOTING STAR.

No, but maybe you should be someone who can read the material you are talking about and have the context to understand it.

PARENTS KNEW AND DID NOTHING LOL OK I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A FAIL PLAN THIS WAS, DO SOMETHING, DAMN.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

The entire point of this article is that "romance" meant something different in the 18th century than it does today. Romance didn't necessarily mean sex.

I don't think it's wise to impose our ideas of romance onto another era. They are not alive today. They were alive in an era when there was no such thing as a "lesbian couple." Respecting people's identities means respecting their historical experiences. So show a little respect.

In the 1700s and part of the 1800s in Europe, nearly all wars were ended by some form of compromise. There was a type of small-c conservatism was very pragmatic in nature, that was prevalent among the leadership of much of the continent. The balance of power in Europe was delicate as all hell, and most people saw…

Gee, why didn't it work out between you two?

My awesome ex could not handle my pregnant emotions, and decided getting in my face and calling me a cunt was the slickest way to settle things. Then, after the baby arrived, he enrolled in college and I was instructed never to bother him, since he was taking a full load of courses. He would join us for dinner- that…

HE'S CHUCK BASS

Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.

Madison is one of my former students! This makes my heart so happy to see this. I see lots of comments about how her parents must be doing the right thing; her Mom is a single parent, so it's a feminist AND urban education win!