I was being absurd. Perhaps you should check out my comment history!

He said something in the privacy of his home. He didnt even say the N word. He didnt want his prostitute to hang around black guys (I can see 2 things to be judgmental about there). Some people are so self righteous. You can FORGIVE the guy. Holy cow

He retained the firm of Pipes, Stems & Rock.

Seriously, who's advising this guy? Is he just winging it? By this point he should be surrounded by crisis management consultants advising him when its appropriate to take a breath.

Ehhh...for me, it's because I have different priorities for my phone and my home computer. For the computer? I like maximum customization options, both with hardware and software, so PC it is. For my phone? I want something that works and will work reliably for a minimum of 2 years. My iPhone has done that (going…

*forget

WHATEVER, CRANSTON. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE GREATEST BAND EVER DIDN'T WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU

Thanks Burt, now I have this song stuck in my head.

I love Bryan Cranston. He's such an interesting interview, and he seems like a real class act.

Not all giant, city-destroying lizards!

Holy shit. Please keep defending yourself. You have a great argument.

For anyone that knows Forsyth County, GA, this story is even sadder.

We all do all these things. So we all suck. Now I'm depressed. And that sucks.

meh. takes too much effort to suck that much. I think I'll just keep coasting at my current, mediocre levels of suck. Sucking completely is hard.

FUCK MAYO. It has NO god given right to have an automatic place on my sandwich. Who does it think it is? The fucking bread?

"So when I tell you that I know about sucking, you can believe it. I suck hard and I suck long"

This article sucks.