X Wing vs. Tie Fighter.

Honestly, at this point, the only Star Wars I'm really looking forward to is a hopefully amazing Battlefront 3.

My mom got my name from a movie about nuns. That's all I got.

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Would have qualified but stopped to text her bf a few times the last time she ran a marathon.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

Is there anything worse than trying to dry off with a too-small towel, though?!

I don't know how I got here but, this was fucking great. I might make a return visit.

Seems like you miss a lot.

I hate PC bullshit, too! Now, go eat a spoonful of mayo and play with your tiny dick, you cracker-ass white boy.

I'm sorry, but that's a load of shit. I'm a car guy, grew up drag racing Mustangs, Supra Turbos, graduated to racing SuperSport bikes (600RR and 1000RR), and various other things with motors and wheels that went fast, all with manual trans. Now that my creds are out of the way, let me say this:

I made my husband sell his stupid Porsche 914. I don't give half a crap that it handles well, that it's fast, blah blah blah. It had no AC, was loud and it was so low to the ground that I couldn't get out of it without help when wearing heels. Fuck that.

The best cover is Gwen Stefani with The Brian Setzer Orchestra.

We also hate your stupid sexy Flanders:

This is why I play it safe and only drive a shark truck

Funny, I googled the names of some of these individuals (*cough* assholes *cough*) and now their Twitter and LinkedIn accounts are gone.

1:00 pm Worked put oretty hard.

I'd say it's specifically middle-aged white women.

As much as I enjoy the comic, it's a terrible choice for these Sunday posts, because so much of it is based around story arcs.

Psst. PSST. http://video.pbs.org/video/23651687…