I think it's fairly clear who the culprit is

Hi, ho.

Who you calling a ho, HO!!

Wow. What a fatty.

I remember, after my beloved grandfather passed away, how my family would stiff armme to console me during my bouts of sadness and depression

WAIT!! Lil’ Wayne is a rapper?!

Hi.

“Deep-fried ______ ? Is that a real thing?”

Lol. I’ve been following this diet for YEARS. All you non-fructosians disgust me.

Oh. Awesome. Let’s get out there and have a great... season.

Counterpoint.

Didn’t I just read about this on Cracked?

Nice comment. It looks nice on you.

Oi vey, indeed!

Done. Check your mail there and we'll get you started on the welcome thread. dismiss all please!!

First, I'm gonna ask you to dismiss this thread after we're done: cool?

Reply to her, not me! Also, please un-star since I'm gonna ask her to dismiss, please!

Hey girl, you down to join the off-site group with me and chatty?

And Cactus Cooler. (unrelated)