I find it's easy to come to your senses and apologize for something you've done after the entire internet yells at you for months.

Rage, RAGE against the dying of the light! (And listen to your father)

Neither could it's inventor.

vice-versa. And, to me, Japanese food tastes cleaner and has balanced flavors.

No one, but no one, has to get married. Tell aunt Edna to go fuck herself.

A pound of liver really sounded like baby liver. Still, I'm not opposed to some bagels and smear

It's two against one therefore she eats babies.

Yuck. That's weird, you're weird.

No, no: I'm lactose intolerant and I can attest it still works!

The first time through, I missed "for" but I definitely read the nom nom nom.

(I snorted coffee. Thx!!)

You're a trooper. I couldn't make it more than a few minutes into that show.

That sounded absurd to me as well. Glad we're not alone on this.

I'm holding out until they get the 20 year study back from the all-ice-cream diet.

Great. Now I want ramen.

I loved playing Oregon Trail as a kid. Ahhh, memories.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong but is this, in fact, a recipe to make a baby? There's easier ways. What's "baby building broth" then?!

Thank you! Well said.

Oh wait, there's a little dust on the cover still. Here!

I'm autistic and I can attest to the truth of this. Also you can read that comment in a multitude of scary voices so I'm gonna step away from you just a little to the left, over here...