I agree, it seems elitist to say "I know more than you and your opinion of something not quantifiable is laughable to me!"

He's a bright spot on Hannibal. Oh, was. His "Dressed to Kill" special was one of the top 10 of all time.

Kind of. I miss my dad rapping that.

Hey kid, um, maybe skip the first couple of your dad's records if you haven't heard them already.

"Excellent."

You get points for knowing Appalonia and (what I can only guess is the) correct spelling.

Galdarnit. Now we have to get married too? The devil told you! The devil told you!!!

XO though

That my dibs on him transcends space and time.

It's a sign!

"Price of doing business!"

No, this is a flippant statement, in my view, and borderline dismissive. I don't feel he meant for it to sound this way as most of his quotes seem not to come from his mouth.

Is the fascination over him done yet? Rational people want to make fun of him unabashedly.

mineminemine!

That means you were married prior which nullifies your dibs. (See: Hinkly v Foster).

I called dibs on Prince in 1992.

You're friendly.