Every time I engage someone like you it's the same reply. Does the bible account for modern terms or things like airplanes or brunch? If it did which translation are you going to use? Which edited version?

I really appreciate you chiming in. You seem like a person that is open minded and IRL I bet you would be a pleasure to have a dialogue with over a touchy issue like this one. I appreciate your comments!

<shudder>

And if men struggle with each other and strike a woman with child so that she has a miscarriage, yet there is no further injury, he shall surely be fined as the woman's husband may demand of him; and he shall pay as the judges decide. "But if there is any further injury, then you shall appoint as a penalty life…

Bam.

That's how the supermodels do it.

That's a really good point.

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

I'm more worried about that happening because I fear this kind of legislation would still pass and these kinds of people would still be elected into office. It's getting harder to be an optimist.

Yes.

To be fair, the bible is full of that kind of immoral bullshit. At least they're listening to their base.

Hawt.

Yo dawg,

They serve up a disingenuous mix of "aww shucks" stories that pander to their viewership. It's infuriating they flip flop between we're not news, we're entertainment when they're held accountable for diffusing disinformation then back to we're fair and balanced news when it's ratings time.

Today's gonna be a great day. Thanks for this!

But, wait! Now he lives in Montana!

Kumail Nanjiani is a dual-national treasure.

That's inappropriate! A man died!

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