God, I love Matt Damon so much!

They’re awesome! I went to a show of theirs once, and I ended up wearing the same outfit (black jeans, red flannel) as Macaulay Culkin, which made me wonder who, indeed, was the bigger lesbian among us.

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.