I can imagine they would be quite the menace in any town/semi-urban setting. Here in MS, turkeys get the shit blasted out of them every spring during turkey season, so they’re usually hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns. (Hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns is also a…

Well, it’s his right to be hellish.

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

“We need to harass them and push them out and make it uncomfortable for these turkeys to be in our neighbourhood”

I’m hoping the rest of the album is a a detailed confession about how she killed a man just to feel something again.

You left the ultimate one out:

The picture also doesn’t really convey the bad girl vibe either. I feel like this is more “just stepped out of the shower after a long day on the beach so I’m gonna wear my rattiest vacation shirt and not do my hair” vibe. Oddly specific, but seriously, home girl is probably wearing flannel pj pants with that top and…

The year is 2017 and Mel B is just straight up dating a Beverly Hills cop at this point.

GOOD. I hope this sets a strong precedent.

Someone else mentioned Great British Bake-Off as a corollary to American Ninja Warrior. They’re two great examples of pure competition: there’s no pettiness, no drama or backstabbing, just good sportsmanship and a shared love of their activity.

In my particular opinion, the greatest result of all this absolute success is that, hopefully, the shitty fingerprints of Zack Snyder will be erased from the DCEU for good. Because I know cocaine is a hell of a drug, but Warner executives would’ve to be beyond lunacy to read all the critics saying the only flaw in the…

I’m so glad they keep working on the game, despite people being rude and downright abusive with their comments. I can understand not liking the game and wanting to see some changes, but there are so many people just using this as a chance to go and straight up attack Bioware.

I definitely would have gone for Jaal if this game had actually been finished when I played it. Delaying games is OK, guys.

I guess the world is heading for WW3 one way or another.

My theory, along with the ass kicking, is that we have an en masse girlcrush on Gal Gadot.

Jessie Graff is the gun show:

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!

Celebs giving their kids bonkers names is always good for a chuckle but i always breathe a sigh of relief when they have normal names. Ella and Alex are lovely names.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Where’s the pool for Beyoncé baby names? My money is on Red Vine and Pink Pine. Or maybe Orange Maple?