I also feel mean for saying this but her face makes me uncomfortable. Like it’s starting to melt, kind of? Either way both Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal should be able to get better roles than the four lines they gave Rachel in those movies.

I’ve always thought asexual or a highly functioning sociopath. Not like the murdering or running for President without any qualifications kind, but more the “Okay a regular person would laugh here - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” His actions/reactions when not on the screen have always seemed a bit off.

Poor Tom Cruise. I wonder what his problem is. I know everyone thinks he’s gay but I just don’t see it, and I’m one of those gay guys who thinks everyone is gay. But something is going on with him. Perhaps he’s asexual or has a Troy McClure-level unspeakable fetish? I just can’t imagine him having sex and I’ve never…

I’m pretty sure Disney’s Robin Hood already has that covered.

Shhhh....let them be. For many, Beauty and the Beast was the awakening of many Furries.

Gaston’s neck is not thick enough.

I’m very annoyed by everyone constantly screaming “Stockholm Syndrome” when discussing this story, so I’ll just leave this link here. It’s an analysis of the behaviours of Belle and the Beast in the context of that lazy label that doesn’t really apply when you look at it closer. I hope someone reads it.

I didn’t see the footstool dog that looked like (if it was actually a dog) it had two asses. 0/10 would not watch.

That tea kettle and son are 10 times more frightening that the beast.

I don’t think it changed the mind of anyone who voted on Tuesday but I would suspect it affected voter turn out for her.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

I am really, deeply sorry for your troubles, but I also want to know I am shaking silently from laughing so hard, so know your pain was not truly in vain, for it brought this stranger temporary joy.

This is very timely.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

I started with ME2. To me, the writing is the best in ME2, the mechanics the best in ME3. I went back to ME1 eventually.

Every time I see anything about this game, all I can think is that somewhere, on the Internet, someone running an Andromeda fan page is devastated that their SEO has just been completely shit on.

La Lindz, always

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?