I think it’s so fascinating how William looked like his mother growing up and then slowly morphed into his father. He has the most accurate genetics I’ve ever seen.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Never had this dream, but I’ve been dreaming about John Cusack a lot lately. A. lot. Like for an entire two weeks. Seeing him at a Cubs game just brought all these damn emotions up, and I am not sure why. Like, I love dancing hamburgers and his sweet turn in “Serendipity” - one of the best holiday movies out there -…

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

He’s only been playing captains lately. Are there any funny captains?

“I’m an Obama admirer!”

Patrick Dempsey’s Turtlenecks in Sweet Home Alabama Made Me Uncomfortable, Too: Volume One

Legally Bland

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

It was goddamn glorious, wasn’t it?

His burn at the end was great too.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

(eta- omg- sorry this is so huge!)

Walking is a right you are correct, but rights are still subject to regulation and laws. It’s why you can’t have an abortion a week before you give birth or own certain weapons. Pedestrians have to obey laws as well, such as walking in a cross walk or yielding to traffic. In this hypothetical if a group of orphans is…

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

Janet Jackson comes to mind. She was bigger than Lady Gaga and totally lost her career because Justin Timberlake ripped her bra off and her nipple was exposed for a split second. She was branded a trashy whore who was ruining America’s values for doing nothing but getting accidentally exposed, but Justin Timberlake,…

NBC had tape 11 yrs. Apprentice producer says they have more & worse. So why not release in 2015? In March? Why wait till October?

At least Sam Bee might be able to make fun of him some more.