Lots of vegan teasing in the comments, as per usual. I appreciate this breakdown of fish substitutes, thank you. I have a digestive disorder that makes it very difficult for me to digest animal fats, and the only animal product I can eat without horrible stomach cramps is eggs. I also can’t digest most soy products or…

I’m so sorry this is happening to you.

Wondering how the Coca-Cola sauce would be if I subbed Cheerwine.....imma do it.

Ever notice how they raise a huge fuss about boiling lobsters alive, but you never hear people complain about crawfish? I think laziness might outweigh principles here.

A: “You can’t boil a lobster alive! That’s cruel! You have to kill it first!”
B: “You know what? You’re right. Here are 2000 tiny lobsters. Get…

That’s the same device I had! I just...didn’t care that much about how many steps I was taking. I took it off one day and didn’t bother to put it on. But I used it for probably a couple of months, and I loved how it was waterproof, and I could clip it to my bra, and I didn’t have to charge it every night. The clock…

I would recommend a checkbox where you could hide paywalled content, ideally one that would include paywalled content I can view for free at the moment. Otherwise, it essentially becomes a bait and switch where I click on a site to get instant information and instead get an ad to subscribe, not really good for Google…

Terrine/pate.

Braunschweiger ain’t nothing but vitamin A and iron charming and seducing its way into your body. And, damn, it works every time.

Egg salad is the most underrated sandwich after braunschweiger. You are a beautiful human being.