I still live in fear of blue eyeshadow! I think it’s that residual 80s judgment, coupled with the memories of Mimi from The Drew Carrey Show.

Reminds me of the behind closed ovens where the English girl didn’t realize cheeseburgers had meat lolol

*drinking a little faster now*

The worst thing about a pumpkin patch is all the goddamn kids.

You may not care for G.L.O.S.S.’s music but they are easily the important bands making music right now. They not only make heavy hitting music, they’re making trans and queer femmes more visible in punk spaces which is desperately needed. Punk scenes are devolving into the drunkest, loudest, rudest bro mentality…

Just Kool-Aid-man-ing my way into this thread to express my solidarity for eating sour cream on basically anything. History’s greatest monster, right here.

I actually thought this sounded really good when I read it. Sour cream is fucking delicious and “white chocolate sauce” sounds fucking gross.

It’s the packing peanuts of the food world.

The finest microwaves.

Seeing as white chocolate is often gross while sour cream is usually awesome, I totally understand the blondie guy.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Just one nipple, ‘cuz I kicked cancer’s slimy ass, yo.

This was all amplified by the fact that he had a boil on the side of his neck that was the size of Myanmar Burma.

The butthurt Pats fans are out in force today! "There's nothing new in here!" "It was legal!" "ESPN are liars!"

I’m not the only one who feels this way.

yes, that is a thing.

THEORY: Ariana Grande medically *must* be carried everywhere like a baby because she got her ponytail from the same place Tobias Funke did.

This happened in my junior year of high school.