Got any ideas on what I can do, other than yell and vote?

What we need to do now is carpet bomb North Korea with cheap DVD players and the movie subtitled in Korean. That'd be the appropriate response. Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

This is disturbing news. What are the chances that people born in 1970 will continue to age? In a related note, what about people born in, say, 1964? Asking for a friend…

You're right. I think she's hot, for a second, then I'm reminded there's not too much upstairs and apparently she's a smoker too. Total buzzkill.