What auto manufacturer ISN'T peddling that grille shape right now.

My god. Disable gifs already. Our balls have descended and everything—we don't need pretty pictures and all.

I'm not sure anyone cares.

Drywall's nothing to be afraid of, son.

Nothing a bit of spackling couldn't fix.

Oh come on please. He was an ephemeral sports celeb who's been milking that ancient olympic decathlon win his entire life. Because really, he has nothing else to offer.

He's a superficial, dim-witted woman who enjoys hanging out with other women. Like them, she's a dimwit. Got famous eons ago from winning a contest.

ZOMG I LOVED "ROCK ME AMADEUS"!

Everything old is new again: Take away the goofy Transformers-looking front fascia, and you have a late 80s gray IROC-Z. Of course GM needed to screw up in grand style with a turd like the 93-on Camaro. still haven't gotten it right.

Thanks for your attention. xo

I'm saying that childbreeding has really gotten out of control. Women of child-bearing age need to find something else to do.

But…when you think of it—nine times out of ten, you see parunts responsible for these types of suffocation deaths.

We have a very large and powerful baby industry that pervades all media. Things like cutesy ads, talk shows, and celebrities are all trying to get you to buy stuff for the kids, or make kids. Sometimes it works only too well at convincing the horrifically dumb or selfish to procreate.

Non-story concocted by P.R. flacks. Nobody even knows who this person is.

Like A Rock.

So…the kid's GRANDFATHER owned a riced-out hot hatch?

"If he'd hit the gas a little harder and killed the kid behind the wheel…"

Now Oprah can assume her rightful throne as America's Purveyor of Black History and Self-Help Books, where she'll announce yet another trite book for the suburban haus frau market.

Lots of luck. At any purchase price, the 325i w/ slushbox will cost you dearly. That technology doesn't age well.

A prolapsed ego abetted by hubris.