This sounds like the common “If you don’t want Google knowing everything you say and do, maybe you shouldn’t be on the internet” rebuttal. Which is nonsense.

Says something about his priorities doesn’t it. I’d be in pretty serious trouble if photos surfaced of me in Nazi-cosplay. I avoid this by not dressing up as a Nazi, which is pretty easy when you have no desire to dress up like a Nazi. 

Part of me thinks that he’s near death and North Korea only let him go bc they don’t want a dead American on their hands,

Even if he did steal it, that’s no reason to work him to death.

I’m big hater on obnoxious Americans and drunk college students abroad, but I’ll still not convinced Otto stole that sign. The video is so grainy and dark, it could be anyone. The Rodney King video had better resolution!

Out of respect for the privacy of Mr. Warmbier and his family, we have no further comment on Mr. Warmbier.

I’m going to miss Melissa when Spicer inevitably is quired (quit/fired).

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

That is really the information I crave.

That’s such a terrible and adorable goal.

If you aren’t getting your cooking tips from the “70s Dinner Party” twitter feed, you aren’t living.

Yes, they are poisonous, but for some strange reason they are also a symbol of good luck.

No. The reason we’re obese now is because we stopped eating fucking jello salads and therefore regained our appetites.

I just love looking at the old cookbooks that have pictures in them (or especially those 1960s and 70s Weight Watchers cards- they are a horror gold standard). You just sink into a morass of WHY. WHY IS THIS. I really and truly can’t picture someone making some of these things and being like “yup. this was a good…

Mwahahah one of the wackest things about being Dr. and Mr. Cat in this day and of equal marriage (we're in Canada where it's been around a while) is that sometimes people's sexist assumptions will trump their heteronormative assumptions and they'll assume we're a gay couple. Oh lawd.

I agree, that is the WORST. People address formal invitations (weddings mostly) that way because it is "proper" etiquette. No way. I would never address someone that way, and when I see others do it I make it a point to tell them I find it extremely rude. Calling a person by another person's name = rude. No matter…

Ha! My mother is a Dr. and my father is Mr. But no matter how they fill things out, mail still gets addressed to Dr. and Mrs. Give my mother two glasses of wine and that is the first thing she will want to drunkenly complain about. I can imagine how enraging it is.

I hate this, too. I changed my name, but HATE when I get something in the mail addressed to Mrs. Husband Lastname. I was unaware that I'd lose my first name as well as my last!

Yes! This actually makes me so sad. Tons of acquaintances are getting married lately and when I receive their thank-you notes for wedding gifts, it's always from: Mr. and Mrs. John Smith. In most of these marriages, I'm friends with the woman and I just feel horrible that her name is not represented anywhere on a card…

What I find even scarier is women being referred as Mrs. John Smith. Not only does she not have her own last name, her entire identity has been erased and now she exists solely in relation to the person she married. Now that's crazy.