As a middle class white suburban fellow with a six-figure income and a penchant for polo shirts, let me just say that the world is my oyster.

This is going to be quite offensive, but here goes: The only way guns will ever be regulated is if there is some massive drive to arm, train, and certify minorities. You see the legal legwork conservatives will do to keep minorities from voting, let's see what they'll go through to stop them from arming themselves.

Okay, could all my fellow journalists please do me a huge favor?

"Aw yeah, Sun. Did you rise just for me? How'dya like to shine your luminous beams all over my naked body? I know the latitudinal coordinates for a topless beach you could meet me at. Wait! Why you hiding behind that cloud? I'm just trying to pay you a compliment. Bitch! I like the moon better anyway!"

Normally I don't respond to asshat trolls, but I think you have a grave misunderstanding about basic physiology, if you think she got pregnant from putting her mouth on penises. I thought you should know.

I run an non-profit in South Africa for pregnant teens. I work full time so in the evenings after work I log on to Mxit (SA mobile social network) and subscribers (over 24000 now) can send me anonymous messages via live chat to ask questions. Huge lack of support both emotional and practical. Abortion on demand up to…

Or you know, he knocked up when he was home on leave. Asshat.

Before I spent the last week of August in Steubenville, I only cared about the guilty verdict, which confirmed that two boys had raped a drunk girl

Oh I'm sorry, did I touch on a topic even more embarrassing than your team's defensive backfield?

If you make a workplace a PC wasteland and make it a comfortable place for women and people of color, you will miss out on golden innovations like Titstare. Its your choice, feminazis.

"Alcorn failed to sufficiently examine the allegations against McKenzie before allowing him to participate in our football program." Oh, STOP IT.

When I was ghosting for a site as a female dom the site got one of these guys to contact the site owner and wanted to know if "Mistress xxx" would insult his penis for a fee.

I know this is slightly off-topic but I'm currently hate-watching Dr. Phil and there is SO MUCH victim-blaming regarding a situation similar to Stuebenville. I'm nearly shaking with rage at this DUMB BUNNY and his DUMB PARENTS who are claiming an intoxicated 16-year-old girl was ASKING FOR IT. She was ASKING for four…

What school I attended: Albion College

It still smacks me in the face like a shovel when I read how fucking racist America still is. It pours out of every institution like a blood oozing out of a wound.

Preemptively- if you say shit like "a large southern school" or " a popular sorority on campus", fuck you and go away. Public shaming of these people doesn't work if you're too much of a goddamned coward to give details.

I read this as "Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them".

I posted this on a GT article the other day, but it applies here as well:

It pisses me off when people miss the point about things. Here's a bunch of mostly white women sitting around analyzing & nitpicking her choice, which none of us will have to face. When the real racist creep dick sleeze face is the boss who told her she would have to get the surgery to be represented by him.

Age: 22