None of this would be an issue if the flighty dipshits in Mountain View hadn’t ditched Hangouts.

Watching pros work a double-end bag is a thing of beauty. Absolutely amazing. I don’t think you can appreciate how incredible this is unless you’ve tried it for yourself.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Rumspringa training.

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

Actually, the extent to which Mike McLintock is a prescient spoof of Sean Spicer is staggering.

when the south park guys are all “we can’t make fun of this anymore…”

Poor generic college republican is no match for Snippy Spice. Tell me again why the Breitbart people think they’re better than anyone else, let alone everyone else?

The “standard rules” were always able to be rewritten at a moment’s notice by whoever holds a majority position in the Senate though.

If you showed him a picture of Bokeem Woodbine and told him it was Frederick Douglass, he would 100% believe you.

This is the 4th grade answer to “what are Frederick Douglass’ most notable contributions to US history?” when your 4th grader didn’t read the chapter and doesn’t have even the foggiest idea of who he was, where he was or what he did

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

Too many calories. I get the appeal but I’d be dead meat by 930 if I ate a goddamn Belgian waffle on a Tuesday morning.

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.

About the only mercy they extend to you is that you're required to fill out only the first six letters of your last name and the first four letters of your first name.