For the same reason people slow down to look at car accidents, I imagine.

Cher: she is talking about going to See’s Candies, which is clearly her fave, because she knows a lady who’s been there 16 years. But a man who’s only been there 2.5 years is already the manager.

Here she is, racist as fuck again (and no, I’m not talking about the Iggy Azalea shit, but her anti-semitism, and then there’s her homophobia too). Wonder how many of her defenders are going to show up this time. She’s the worst.

Kanye?

I know I will get stomped on for this but:

because Leo

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I cringed when I saw the headline. I was prepared for this to be a “Your Fave is Problematic”-style takedown of Bowie, and I honestly wasn’t sure I wanted to read it. I clicked anyhow and was pleasantly surprised.

I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

“I’m sorry to be such a pain, boys, umm, but, uh, our power problems they’ve been so, uh, ubiquitous and mendacious and polyglottal. Like a couple of donkey balls.”

I liked this:

Wait - are we supposed to be brushing our cats’ teeth???? That tweet made me laugh but then the cat owner guilt came in like a horrible wave.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

:Hugs:

Falling into vaginas?

EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

Have you considered the possibility that it's not the buttered coffee and that you are, like Bruce Willis in M. Night Shyamalan's finest work, simply unbreakable?