“Ugh, first Michael, now Margret. Why do I have to host everyone’s non-apology tour?”

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED The Mis-Adventures of Awkward Black Girl FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST WEEK!! I AM SO EXCITED THIS IS HAPPENING AND I DODNT HAVE TO WAIT!!

Great Orange Cheeto Jesus is the best description of Donald Trump since this entire fucking farce of an election season started.

ya in his SNL voice , it is funny

I laughed. But then again, I read it in Spade’s condescending voice, and that really helped with the delivery.

same

I’m getting real ass concerned by how many times I find myself loving Riff Raff’s tweets.

Oh look, David Spade made a dateding joke.

TOLD STATUS:

I really love everything about Tig, including what appears to be a cranky side that came out a little bit in this interview. She and Amy seem like they would not ever get along because Tig seems genuine and sincere and Amy is ridiculously sarcastic. They just seem like people who would NOT get along. And I think it’s…

Tig for the win (always). I like Schumer but she was out of line on this one. Commenting on Tig’s appearance (perceived) and personal experience on the road are none of her business and speculation.

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

At least his name isn’t Chris. (Also, I am kinda sad that I am almost remembering Amber Heard’s face because now it’s everywhere due to terrible reasons.)

It’s either that, or moves to Big Sur or Joshua Tree for a while, discovers her inner Stevie Nicks, and comes back to Los Angeles and makes her California Record™.

Back in the olden days people used to accidentally (unless you were POC, then they just didn’t make/carry your shade) buy makeup a shade lighter than their skin tone, and fail to blend that shit at the neckline. It’s probably plausible deniability for a lot of moms and fave aunts now. ;)

I am tempted to push my index finger into Mario Lopez’s dimple and not stop until I hit brain.

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

I’m not a body language expert. But she seems to be angling away from Hills here. And the hands clasped just a liiiitttle too tight.

and also undercooked turkey! (thanks for the salmonella, granny.) if it’s pink, you should rethink.

Yes - I had to read that twice because I thought I was misreading “for the love of God” or “for the love of all that is good and holy” before realizing he’s just a dummy and I don’t speak idiot.