He is aging like a fine wine.

...and we’re done. shut er down.

Owls to Nathan Fillion...

Okay so
Nick Offerman is has always been rustic / attractive dude who’s also v funny and I’ve always loved him. But lately every time I see him he looks....like beautiful? Like a really beautiful man? Right? I mean. I see him and I’m like “damn, gorge.” Thoughts?

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

i thought this said “absorb my abortion” sooo...

This was my absolute favorite part of Jezebel. You were a kind and considerate poster and took the time to comment back to us. I appreciated every interaction we had and every interaction I saw you have with others. You fostered a massive addiction to beauty boxes in me and I cannot quit it. I am beyond pissed that…

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

You hit every point so spot on and so hard. Best of luck with moving on and moving right on up. XOXO

This news is trash. This blog is not.

Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

Oh, I know this is a joke. But the above was a direct quote from Denton in a NYTimes article from two days ago.

I believe her. I’m friends with a former child star and dating for her has sucked her whole life. She is married now but dudes were intimidated by her. For a long time she could not get a date if she were a boat and the dating pool was water.

Whether it’s true or not, I think it’s believable.

I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…

No one ever asks me out

various abuses taught me early in life that my choices about what to do with my own body didn't really matter. i dissociated during sex and initiated it early, so i could at least have control of -when- it happened. i got married when i was only 21, and we had lots and lots of sex, because it really meant nothing to…

Thank you! I was going to post something similar. Spanish Fly is poison. I literally first read about it in non-fiction book about poison through history. And the effects can sometimes be permanent. Haha what a hilarious joke! (obviously that last line is sarcasm, but I am really in no mood after reading this to risk…