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Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Seriously though Gita, go on Chapo

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Isn’t that quote in support of antifa and against the White Supremacists? I kind of liked it

Why did they slow down the video?

“I have several pressing issues but luckily I have a lady friend to speak with about them.”

His lawyers from the firm Anthony. Bryant, & Stackhouse released a statement simply stating, “Shooters gonna shoot.”

You will hug me and press your boobs against my body because it’s polite.

I don’t know how this came about, and it literally makes no sense, but me and all my nerdy friends used to play TONS of Halo. We would always refer to a player with the energy sword as the “stoop kid”. It makes no sense at all.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I’M SORRY- ARE YOU ACTUALLY CLAIMING THAT A SUPERSTAR, MAYBE EVEN THE SUPERSTAR NBA PLAYER PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED HIS #2 (NOT A PUN ABOUT POOP AND BEATING ASS) AND NO ONE IS REPORTING THIS?

“Try reading this pamphlet on famous Jewish sports legends.”

If you’re stuck doing something, you might as well try to be good at it. You hear that, Crystal? If you want this fiver in your thong, I expect a little hustle!

What is Fusion? The website dedicated to slamming Democrats at every opportunity for no real reason? Every time Democrats breathe, this site is all over them, making meaningless and useless arguments. In the past few weeks, this site has:

I don’t think the presser was that bizarre, aside from Vitter interrupting his prepared comments condemning Freeze’s frequenting of escorts to remind reporters that they should listen to him and stop typing “Jeffrey Vitter relatives” into Google.

Pictured: The victim

will Mark Wahlberg leave Boston Overwatch matches early too?