Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

¡Jeebs!

*please clap*

JEEBS!

She needs a new doctor. Knee injuries generally don’t progress like that.

This should make her even odds at Wimbledon now.

The best female tennis player of all time

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

Historically, LeBron will be underrated by MVP totals, no doubt. 4 is not nearly enough, though that’s probably what he’ll finish with.

In that “a grown man just finally realized how the real world works” way, I guess.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

BUT! It involves a rich guy! So Deadspin cannot advocate on his behalf. Rich and successful = evil around here!

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

“Take That For Data!” is also the name of my self-published STTNG alt-universe revenge-based novella

Dude, you’re forgetting about caesareans.

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

How do we account for New York’s lack of success, despite having a... unicorn (Kristaps Porzingis)?

At some point, this organization is going to stop playin with their Willy and make a decision

Suzy Welch: Rob Gronkowski.

Hey thanks for that .gif I’m gonna go scoop out my eyeballs have a great day!