Good luck! This is America, dude. We don’t elect people based on name recognition alone.

I know. But I’m an editor... so there is a difference.

It wouldn’t be the editor, it’d be the producer. The producers knew it would be a big deal and that’s why it made it in.

although, nothing beats the lustrous shine of a freshly polished pussy.

but most recently has moved to New York City—The Big Apple!—where he enjoys eating bagels, hot dogs from carts

frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?

okay, the new site format (the rolling stories one after the other) has caused lots of confusion and has had people frequently replying to one story under another story’s comments.

“Sir, I wanted to talk to you about the Memphis..”

Barack Obama.

It’s when you are voluntarily removed from the airplane.

“I Have-a no Mouth and I Must-a Scream”

Imagine if video games were actual miniverses that, while an instance exists, the characters within possess some level of cognition. This is the video game equivalent of deboarding Mario for 13 hours, forcing him to run up and down the aisle, screaming “just-a kill-a me!”

Your use of all caps definitely forces everyone here to take you seriously and shows us all how much conviction you have in your stupid, outdated beliefs. Also, what is it with you cuckservatives and plagiarizing? Is it so hard to come up with an original thought that you need to use 95% of my own comment and the…

Wouldn’t be the first time a man’s made his way down to third and ended up with his face in dirt

Did you read the article or did you just come straight to the comments to shit post? Does your entire world view revolve around someone political leanings? Are you so afraid of your own shadow that you need a strongman in office to protect you from all the scary people out there? Do stupid, leading, rhetorical…

So did you ever decide whether to vote, or does your personal outrage end at the point you’re required to get up from your laptop?

Are we allowed to use “Celestial” as a racial epithet when it comes to the Chinese?

He’s part of a system that claims to help on its surface but will physically and mentally break you down until you lose all will to continue.

He’s also going to jail.

The problem’s not what is shown in the videos - it’s how these videos got leaked!!!

Now finally, something does not seem right with this man because repeating “just kill me” over and over again is not typically something a right minded individual would do. Which would also go towards explaining why he refused to leave in the first place.